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The Goose and the Golden Stocks

Once upon a time there was a farmer who kept geese and ducks and cows and magical horking creatures, all on his tiny farm. He was happy as a farmer, but did sometimes worry about his ability to make a living with such small stock.

Now, one day, he went about collecting eggs from as his geese as per usual, when he noticed something strange. Instead of an egg, one of his geese was sitting atop a scrap of paper with some writing on it. Now, the farmer couldn’t make any sense of this scrap of paper, so he took it to his good cow.

She put on her glasses, looked at the paper, and informed him that it was a stock option, and a rather good one at that. She recommended he sell it.

He did so, and was rewarded with quite a lot of money.

The same thing happened when he found another stock option under his goose, and then again, and again.

He started to wonder, sometimes in the long dark hours of night, and sometimes when he was performing simple tasks, like making jam out of the magical horking creature’s fur, just how much hypothetical money was in that goose.

I’m afraid to say he became rather greedy, and cut the goose open, hoping for all the other stock options to come right out.

But inside, there was no paper. Just goose insides. The goose, however, became very cross and nipped the farmer on the hand. After pulling herself together, she marched away from the farm and never came back.

The End.

Source: The Goose that Laid Golden Eggs, Aesop

H.D. WallSitter Sits On a Wall

Once upon a time, an egg called H. D. WallSitter fell from the top of a wall.

And it was no ordinary fall. Mr. WallSitter spent quite a lot of time sitting on walls, after all, and had some experience falling off them.

This was, in fact, a Great Fall. He had never had one of THOSE before.

He promptly broke into pieces, and was so distraught he hardly noticed when all the king’s horses and all the king’s men arrived to perform emergency surgery. Or, when an actual surgeon showed up to piece him back together again.

It was only later, when the anesthesia was starting to wear off, the Mr. WallSitter realized one of the king’s horses had never left. This horse was wearing pinstriped pants and a gray vest. He had a pocket watch in his hoof.

“You know, Mr. WallSitter,” the horse said. “That wall you were sitting on, I’d say it didn’t look fit for sitting upon. Not fit for sitting upon at all. Tell me, was there a sign?”

“A sign?”

“Telling you not to sit upon the wall?”

“Not at all!”

“Had you received any warnings about staying away from the wall?”

“Not at all!”

“Then, Mr. WallSitter, I think I can make you a very rich egg indeed.”

The egg drifted off to sleep at that point, but the next day, he called the king’s horse and asked him to represent him in a lawsuit against the city for allowing the wall to become unfit for sitting upon.

He did become a very rich egg, and immediately had plans drafted for the construction of his very own wall.

The End

Source: Humpty Dumpty, English Nursery Rhyme