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The Creepy Guy in the Water

Once upon a time, a boy named Nancy took a walk home along a long dark stream.

Now, Nancy was known by friends and strangers alike as being sort of a creepy guy.  It wasn’t so much his tendency to hang around small children or unnecessarily mock animals. It was more the way he  lurked in the shadows, hunched over and with his hands in the pockets of his trench coat.

But Nancy just waved off people who told him this, and went about his creepy business.

Now, on the night Creepy Nancy ventured to walk down the long dark stream, he happened upon a group of vampires just on the other side of the stream. They seemed to be involved in whatever it was they were doing, but just in case, Nancy quickened his pace and tried not to look across the water.

But suddenly, he felt a presence near him, and out of the corner of his eye, an image. The creepiest guy he’d ever seen, hunched and shadowed.

And standing right next to him.

What happened next, Nancy had no control over. He jumped back and may have even screamed. As he collapsed on the ground, he looked up in terror, and found…nothing.

Except that stream, in which he could see, when he stood up again, his own reflection. His own, very creepy, reflection.

At some point, a few of the vampires stopped by to make sure Nancy was okay.

It was very embarrassing indeed.

The End.

Source: Narcissus, Greek Myth

For the person who lived this, but without, you know, the vampires.

A Touch of Eggs

Once upon a time, a king called Midas was cross with his daughter.

You see, something everyone knew about Midas (at least, he thought everyone knew) was that he preferred his eggs, and thus his omelets, a little runny.

But when his daughter presented him with the omelet she had made, it had practically crispy edges.

Turned out his daughter preferred her omelets a little less runny.

So he threw the plate to the ground and stormed away, stomping about the palace, kicking and breaking things, and yelling at anyone who crossed his path.

Finally, the cook agreed to make him an omelet, just the way he liked it. While he cooked, he tried to talk some sense into the mad king.

“Everyone has different tastes, sir,” he tried. “I’m sure the princess meant no harm.”

The king was unimpressed.

“Different tastes are wrong!” he cried. “Only runny omelets are worth eating! I wish I could eat nothing but runny omelets! I wish everything I touched turned into runny omelets!”

Which was, of course, the sort of wish that should never be uttered aloud.

The next morning, King Midas woke up on a runny omelet, with his resting on what might have been the same, or an all together different runny omelet.

He gingerly climbed out of bed onto the floor, which practically melted beneath his feet. He tried to slip into his kingly robe, but it melted and fell to the floor in a delicious heap.

At first, it was sort of fun. But King Midas soon grew full, and was tired of the squelchy smelly mess his home was becoming.

Beyond the palace, things were normal, at least until the king swept through on his daily parade. Roads. houses, horses and cars turned into eggs and cheese and milk. Even a mountainside, which the king rested on without thinking, melted away into an avalanche.

The king went home, wishing he could ask his daughter what to do. He wished he hadn’t tried to wake her up that morning by shaking her shoulders.

But suddenly, he knew what he had to do. He slipped on shoes and gloves of egg and began to eat. He ate and ate until almost every trace of the avalanche, and probably some of his palace was gone, and finally he groaned and announced, “Enough! I have had enough runny omelet!”

All around him, trees and birds and dogs appeared. Houses returned. Midas rushed home and hugged his daughter. He made her a crispy omelet, and they never fought over breakfast again.

The End.

Source: King Midas, Greek Myth

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